The 32 Absolute Worst Parts About Being Tall

Taken from the media and entertainment website BuzzFeed.com.

I thought it was funny, and maybe something to think about for us who wish to be taller and think we are too short. It helps put some things into perspective and gives us the opposite side to think about. Taller people have many problems as well due to their stature, just as short people have problems due to their stature.

Tall people are literally giants among men, walking around with near total impunity, being given every advantage along the way. But sometimes the blessing can also be a curse.

by Tanner Ringerud @ BuzzFeed Staff – posted on February 18, 2013 at 11:08am EST

1. Every hug is awkward.

2. “I need someone tall to grab something!”

3. Low ceilings.

4. Beds are way too small.

5. Everyone hates you at shows.

6. You don’t fit in foreign cars.

7. People think it’s socially acceptable to jump on your back without asking.

8. Everyone expects you to be good at sports (but you’re not).

9. You’ve never actually seen your face in a mirror before.

10. Long legs means naturally outpacing anyone you walk with.

11. The deep end of the pool always leaves something to be desired.

12. Long sleeves are never long enough.

13. And pants are always way too short.

14. People ALWAYS insist you’ve grown since you last saw them.

15. One size fits all never fits.

16. Everyone asks how tall you are.

17. You haven’t been able to relax in a bathtub since you were 10.

18. Airplane seats are knee destroyers.

19. Your knees don’t fit under your desk.

20. You can never hear people at parties.

21. Getting called “Jolly Green Giant” when you wear green.

22. Everyone uses you as a beacon in crowds.

23. You’re always picked to be the goalie.

24. You always have to stand in the back of group pictures.

25. Or awkwardly crouch to get in frame.

26. “What’s the weather like up there?”

27. Public transportation wasn’t built for you.

28. You can’t swing on swings.

29. People use you for shade or to block wind.

30. Your legs are always in the way on trains, buses, and airplanes.

31. It’s always unnerving to meet people who are taller.

32. The points of open umbrellas are always right at eye level.

Increase Height And Grow Taller Using A Remote Controlled Bionic Spine And Implantable Magnetic Metal Extender

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This is one of the craziest things I have seen so far in doing the research towards any type of height increase.

What I am about to show the people who read this website just how advanced medical technology had reached in helping people but I also try to open people’s minds up on just how varied and diverse the solutions can be. This is one of them. I refer to the article “Now I can walk tall… all thanks to my remote controlled bionic spine” 

This is not a joke but I would guess that if a person is really crazy enough to grow taller through any means possible, they could try this implantable magnetic metal extender into their spine and have it extended make them taller using a remote control. Of course this idea requires a type of surgery that is very invasive and can lead a person to paralysis.

I would not suggest this since that titanium implanted rose are not supposed to be removed. Every time a person goes through the metal detector in an Airport, the detector will go off.

In addition, I would guess no sensible rational doctor or surgeon would ever accept this idea for only cosmetic reasons. It seems to be more for people who have severe vertebrate or intervertebral disk collapse. When the person develops scoliosis, lordosis, or vertebral curvature, this method would decompress the torso and straighten it back up. However it might be a lot better to try kyphoplasty or lordoplasty first which is less invasive. It might be that this type of spinal rod implantation are for war veterans and soldier who lost certain areas of their body like limbs and vertebrate and need a way to stand back up.

In the same way, there is also the option of having metal rods implanted into your body which will lengthen slowly over time from having the limb with the rod subjected to a magnet which will extend the rod in length.

The article “Texas Doctors Magnetically Lengthen Nine-Year-Old’s Leg as She Growsshows that you can get the implant and then non-invasively make the bone area longer by putting it in a machine which pulls the leg (or arm) in a longitudinal fashion. Of course we see that the girl has lost most of the bone in her leg from disease. One should not want to go through what she has to. She also has to always have the metal rod implanted in her body for the rest of her life.

Body Hack XX: Most East Asian People Don’t Need Deodorant Due To Their Earwax Forming Gene

This is going to be one of those posts which I will be arguing over an idea which many people in general society will not believe is true but there is a lot of scientific articles and studies published which would suggest that my hypothesis is correct.

I was reading an article from the website The Guardian entitled “Are you wasting money on deodorant? The answer can be found in your ears

The section I want to refer the reader to is copy and pasted below…

“There is one trait known to be dictated by a single gene though: earwax type. Most Europeans have wet earwax, because they have at least one copy of the “wet” version of a gene (catchily called ABCC11). Just over a million people in the UK have a rarer dry type of earwax, as they have two copies of a different version of the gene (we all have two of every gene, one from our mothers, and one from our fathers).

This gene doesn’t just define our earwax type. It also holds the code for building the protein that transports sweat out of pores in our armpits, where it attracts the bacteria that cause body odour. Or at least, one version of it does. The lucky “dry earwax” people don’t produce the protein, so they don’t make the apocrine underarm sweat that attracts bacteria (it’s worth noting we produce two types of sweat, the other being body-wide ecrine sweat, salty water, which isn’t affected by this gene).”

If the reader cared to read over that section, they can see that the single gene mutation which would cause the earwax to go from wet to dry is the same gene mutation that causes people to perspire a lot in their armpits.

Of course, what is less well known is that for most east asian people, their earwax is dry, not wet. (source 1, source 2)

From source 1, they state, “Today, 80 to 95 percent of East Asians have dry earwax, whereas the wet variety is abundant in people of African and European ancestry (97 to 100 percent).

It seems that East Asians have a that single gene mutation that prevents the specific compound known as cerumen from reaching the ear which is what makes earwax wet.

We can then make the connection that since East Asian people don’t have that gene to form wet earwax, then most of them won’t have the gene to make the perspiration in the armpits.

I can validate this issue with the fact that many of the people I know are Asian themselves and few of them who come from their native countries have ever even heard of this idea of the deodorant, let alone use them. However the smell of East Asians are different, and it is not from their armpits.

So, most East Asians don’t need to use deodorant as much as say europeans, caucasians, and africans.

After looking at this issue even further, I would find more articles from StraightDope.com which states…

“It’s not that Asians don’t have sweat glands under their arms; the difference is that they have markedly fewer apocrine glands than black or white people. That doesn’t mean they sweat less–eccrine glands, the other main type of sweat gland, are a thousand times more numerous on most bodies, and Asians have plenty of them. But apocrine glands are the kind that make you stink.”

From another source the same thing is noticed where asian people have less of that certain gland in their armpits.

Even Scientific America would have an article about this issue showing that many Asians who don’t actually stink or sweat in their armpits wear deodorant, which is a sort of Middle Eastern or American derived idea. From Scientific America, the article states…

Smelly genes

Several years ago ago, scientists discovered that a gene called ABCC11 determined whether people produced wet or dry earwax. Interestingly, people who produce the “dry” version of earwax also lack a chemical in their armpits that bacteria feed on to cause underarm odor.

“This key gene is basically the single determinant of whether you do produce underarm odor or not,” Day said.

While only 2 percent of Europeans lack the genes for smelly armpits, most East Asians and almost all Koreans lack this gene, Day told LiveScience.

No one knows exactly why gene prevalence varies so much between populations, but its absence in East Asia suggests that being stinky was evolutionarily selected against there over the last several thousand years, he said.”

Even newspapers like the Miami Herald would say the same claim that because of this gene mutation only found in east asians, particularly koreans, they don’t really need to use deodorant.

So, In conclusion if you are East Asian, particularly Korean and you are a daily, habitual user of deodorant of the armpits from what American media and commercials might tell you, you may not need it and just wasting money on something which does nothing for you.

Below Average In Height Women Have Slightly Higher Reproductive Success From Evolutionary Perspective

While I was doing research for the article on what would be considered the optimum or “perfect” height difference or height ratio for heterosexual couples, I came across this PubMed study.

The results are actually not what I would expect but is still very interesting.

As for men, there is clear evidence that taller than average in height men have more reproductive success. The study “Evolutionary fitness: Tall men have more reproductive success” basically put a nail on the coffin on that issue. There is no arguing over this claim or societal phenomena. Not only that, it is found that women may actually want an even taller male for mating or sex during certain times of their menstraul cycle, when they are the most fertile due to wanting to have healthier and taller babies which is told to them by their reptilian brain and instincts. The study “Women’s height, reproductive success and the evolution of sexual dimorphism in modern humans.” put a nail in the coffin also for this discussion. Women during certain times of the month want taller, more masculine men since their body, evolution, nature, and their instinct tell them so at some biological subconscious level. So for men, it seems that to really have high reproductive success, it is not just enough to be “tall” but “even taller”.

Analysis & Interpretation

The first thing that is slightly off what I would initially think was the claim “Men do not use stature as a positive mate-choice criterion as women do.” this means that when making a mating choice, men don’t put as much emphasis on the women’s height/size as the women would. A tall men is equally willing to date, marry, and mate with a short female as a tall female. Inverse, both the tall and short females tend to lean toward the taller male, while both lean away from the shorter men. This results in what the researchers call sexual dimorphism, which means that the height differences between the two sexes are here to stay and probably won’t converging in the middle and cause the height difference to be removed.

The fact is that we already know that females who are too short or too tall have less reproductive success. That is easy to understand since traditionally, extreme stature in either of the two ends indicates some genetic pathology. I had expected that overall, the slightly taller in height women would have more reproductive success than the  slightly shorter than average female but that is not true.

Let’s just use some general correlations to reach this conclusion. In general, people or families who are more well off in more developed, more modern countries are taller. Richer people in general are taller than shorter people, due to many different reasons from diet and psychological issues probably. However, we also know that richer people are probably more careful with their money and how to invest and allocate capital. This means that richer or better off people from the more developed countries would have less children. We remember that many young woman from southern African nations, Bangladesh, Paksitan, India, or the Philippines which might be considered more of a developing nations have realtively large families with many children, around the 3-6 children range. However, they are from these nations where the conditions means that they are probably not as tall as their female counterparts in more developed nations like Denmark and Sweden. From these two correlation, then we can see that due to poverty and lower quality of life conditions alone, there is a connection between the fact that the women is shorter than the average height of women in the world, and having more children. While the young woman in Canada may be 5′ 6″ and have 2.1 children, the woman in the Philippines is probably more like 5′ 3″ with 3.5 kids. This shows the phenomena to match the studies numbers, since more kids is how most census makers and anthropologists would define evolutionary or reproductive success. If a women has more kids, she is more successful evolutionarily, assuming of course all her children live to adulthood and manage to reproduce/ have children on their own. Thus, we have shown that indeed, shorter than average females are indeed more sucessfull reproductively than their taller than average in height peers.


Proc Biol Sci. 2002 Sep 22;269(1503):1919-23.

Women’s height, reproductive success and the evolution of sexual dimorphism in modern humans.

Nettle D.

Source
Departments of Biological Sciences and Psychology, The Open University, Walton Hall, Milton Keynes MK7 6AA, UK. d.nettle@open.ac.uk

Abstract

Recent studies have shown that, in contemporary populations, tall men have greater reproductive success than shorter men. This appears to be due to their greater ability to attract mates. To our knowledge, no comparable results have yet been reported for women. This study used data from Britain’s National Child Development Study to examine the life histories of a nationally representative group of women. Height was weakly but significantly related to reproductive success. The relationship was U-shaped, with deficits at the extremes of height. This pattern was largely due to poor health among extremely tall and extremely short women. However, the maximum reproductive success was found below the mean height for women. Thus, selection appears to be sexually disruptive in this population, favouring tall men and short women. Over evolutionary time, such a situation tends to maintain sexual dimorphism. Men do not use stature as a positive mate-choice criterion as women do. It is argued that there is good evolutionary reason for this, because men are orientated towards cues of fertility, and female height, being positively related to age of sexual maturity, is not such a cue.

PMID: 12350254 [PubMed – indexed for MEDLINE]

PMCID: PMC1691114  – Free PMC Article

There Are Three Main Goals For This Website, Not One

Sometimes I have to take a step back from the scientific and highly technical research I am up to and see the forest instead of the trees. This post is something to clarify even further what are the goals of this website.

1. Figure out a way to increase one’s height after the growth plates have closed.

2. Figure out a way to increase the rate of one’s growth/height increase while one still has open growth plates.

3. Figure out a way to somehow change one’s genes so that the possible height increase one gains in or oneself get’s passed down to your children/ offspring and their offpsring as well. This means that I am hoping that the gene or genetics to alter one’s genome to give oneself the “tall gene” or the “height gene” will be passed down.

Honestly, in the beginning I thought there was only one main goals, to figure out how to increase one’s height after the growth plates have closed.

Then after I started getting emails from young teenagers or even adolescents who are interested in getting taller or increasing their already tall stature while still being able to grow, I added the 2nd goal for them.

Now I realized something even deeper that I just realized now. Even if we do find a way to increase our height, what we also hope at an even deeper, more instinctual unconscious level is that we hope that the size/ height of our offspring and their children will increase in height as well.

  • I mean, has a parent ever desired that their children will end up shorter than their friends or peers? I would guess not.
  • How about that their kids be taller? Of course they are hoping in the back of their mind. I would expect that most normal parents would want their children to have as many advantages, physically, intellectual, or financial to their peers to have a better quality of life.

So this is why I felt that maybe beyond even the goal of our main #1 goal to make ourselves taller after we have passes puberty and our growth plates are closed, maybe the bigger goal should be to find a way to change our genome to get that trait that we want for our offspring.

I would like to direct the reader to the picture below of a family portrait. and that is a real family, not actors. It shows that even if we do manage to cosmetically change our outer appearance, our genetics don’t lie but probably would be expressed in our children.

Screen Shot 2013-02-12 at 4.20.49 AMIt is important to remember that I have seen the cosmetic miracles plastic surgeons have been doing to the young women and men in the city I currently reside in right now, Seoul, South Korea and not only that, I live in the area that is particularly known for its plastic surgery clinics. Every corner of the block I live in, at least 3 plastic surgery clinics are available.

If we are to look at this from an evolutionary biology perspective we can say that the women and men are trying to deceive to others their real genetic fitness. Before there was cosmetic surgery for the face, it was guessed by evolutionary biologists that one’s health and fitness that is found from one’e genes can be seen in one’s face and height. If you are attractive, you have good genes. Girls have been covering up their facial blemishes and weaknesses with makeup for thousands of years. South Asians/ Indians are famous for using their “Fair & Lovely” and “Fair & Handsome” to whiten their skin. The cultural subjective concept of “beauty” or “attractiveness” has been analyzed to validate the science of why people like beautiful people. The explanations give many causes, but there are some clear benefits in the results. Attractive people have higher quality of life. And that definitely include the aspect of height.

From a completely objective view, I guess it is understandable why people do what they do. Humans are selfish creatures who always wish that their own personal condition and the people tehy live to be better off than the people outside their small inner world. Many people will go great lengths to change their life to make it better. Why do you think so many people who come from poor backgrounds and broken homes work so damn harder than the people who might have been born and raise in privilege. They wish for something better and they will give far more effort ot change their life. The human spirit thrives on the principle of HOPE.

Everyone, all of us will do whatever we can to make us feel good (or better) about ourselves. Nobody wants to feel that they are not good enough. There is a reason why a guy who might be unattractive would still strive for the attractive girl.

If you don’t believe in the idea of an ultimate, supreme god or being to judge us, and you don’t believe in the idea of an afterlife, and you don’t believe that the idea of karma exists, then you understand at a deep basic level that in our reality, there is NO right or wrong. Morality and Ethics can be extinguished due to our survival instincts and desire to reproduce with the “best, most fit” mate selections. 

From Freudian Psychology, I can talk about ego defense mechanisms. – We will do everything we can to 1. Rationalize and 2. Justify our actions which our society or culture might think is morally wrong or irrepressible, but for most of us, we don’t care. We know that at the end of the day there is no higher spiritual or religious being to judge us so we only follow the rules of nature, the universe, and our own biology (assuming the person reading this is a nonbeliever and an atheist), not what society and culture might try to dictate to us on how we should act.

Let’s look at this interesting story that went sort of viral in 2012 which cause the attention of so many people on the internet. It spark a very heated debate on the issue and it is an expression on why humans can so much about being attractive, and also how we try to lie to others for our own benefit.

Screen Shot 2013-02-12 at 4.14.26 AMEven Recently a friend would post on his facebook wall a story (article available HERE, HERE, HERE) about how a rich and successful Chinese man divorced his Chinese Wifes after their baby came out and he saw how ugly the baby was. After questioning over her fidelity since the baby looked nothing like him (or her) he would find out that the Chinese wife had gone to South Korea to get plastic for her face. He felt deceived and tricked by her surgery. The reaction he gave can be interpreted in two ways. As always, our reaction to any event will depend on how we choose to interpret it.

  • From the cultural, moral perspective he is wrong since as her husband he is supposed to love her. HIs action for divorce shows that he seems to be another male “pig” who only cared that his wife be good looking.
  • From the biological and evolutionary & genetic perspective we can say with objectivity that he might be justified in his action. She had commited an act of genetic deception to hide her genetic weakness and he chose now to give her his resources since the marriage they had was sor tof based on a mutual understanding of trading of resources.

From an economics point of view, there was a trade on resources: Her beauty for his wealth and the lifestyle he gave give her.

The best example is to show the mating selection of humans Almost always someone had rejected the romantic interest or advances of someone else and chose another person due to them being in some way “better” quality than the other potential romantic partner.

Now let’s apply the issue to height and how it affect’s male’s mating prospects…

When girls dump or leave guys because they were too short or give the reason “I just don’t want my future children/offspring to be born short/ or end up short, they are saying that they are acting out of fear. They are trying to hedge their risk.

I remember the spiritual relationship teacher David Deida once said in his book “The Way Of The Superior Man” this quote.

  • “Women ultimately wish to fuck GOD. In his absence you will have to do…”

They are trying to make the choice which would be more likely to give thier blood line, their genetic offspring a higher potential to compete and win in the future. The advantage might be even just 1 extra inch in potential ultimate height, but still an extra inch is an extra inch. When a guy is 5′ 4″ and he finds himself go up 1 inch to 5′ 5″, that extra inch is BIG. When a girl is 4′ 11″ and finally reaches 5′ 0″ that extra inches finally gives her the emotional or mental relief that she can at least claim on her driver’s license that she is 5′ 0″, just passing the size mark where she might have been branded by her “friends” or peers to be a dwarf or “midget”.

The thing to take away from this post is this. Maybe I am doing research for myself and for other people who have closed growth plates to find a way to grow taller. However I am also doing it for the benefit of young kids who feel like they are not enough, or not beautiful enough, or feel like they are not loved because they are small.

So far, I have not found even one culture, tribe, ethnicity, nation, or group of people in the world where people prefer the shorter people over the taller ones. It seems to be ingrained in our biology to think taller people are better looking, and I could be wrong but it seems that way.

The last thing is that I am doing it to give the future generations a way to become “better looking” and not have to worry too much about how tall they are.

Increase Height And Grow Taller Through Surgery, Osteotomy For Back, Spinal, Or Vertebrate Curvature From Scoliosis And Ankylosing Spondylitis, From Korea With Doctor Kim Ki Taek (Breakthrough!)

I am pleased to finally say that there is indeed a way to treat the great back curavtures we have found in some older individuals.

The height increase that is possible from this South Korean doctor Dr. Kim Ki-Taek from some university’s Department of Orthopedic Surgery.

From the video we would learn that Dr. Kim Ki-Taek would learn about a surgical technique from abroad in 1995 on this surgical technique and brought it back to his home country. HIs accomplishments from the video indicate that he has performed…

  • Crooked Neck Corrective Surgery – South Korea’s 1st successful case without any nerve damage
  • Foreign Researcher Award from Japanese Orthopaedic Association (JOA)
  • Korean Society Of Spine Surgery

The man in the video being treated has his head about 20 cm off from where his head should be. This means that he is losing about 3-4 inches of height from not being able to lift his head up for proper posture correctly.

Dr. Ki-Taek notes that in most cases, the spine curvature will occur in the lower back area. For the patient on the video, his curvature is in the middle of the vertebrate, in the thoracic region. The surgery performed is called Corrective Surgery for Ankylosing Spondylitis (AS).

The negative part about the surgery when related to height increase or height is that the physicians will remove 2 sections of the vertebrate stack so that the vertebrate that is left after the removed vertebral will be able to be repositioned for the patient’s torso and body be put back up on a up-right position. The issue is that because you are cutting away a large portion of the vertebrate, the vertebrate stacking will no longer be completely upright, but involve the vertebrate stacking on top of each other in a skewed fashion. I would guess that this would result in maybe 2-3 inches of lost height from partial vertebrate removal.

Subsequently, after the bone removal, metal screws are put into the man’s vertebrate with different sized screws for different vertebrate sections. The screws are then held together with support using a bent metal rod attach to the other ends of all of the screws, thus forcing the newly aligned vertebrate into its new way. The curved rod is thus contouring the new vertebrate curvature.

What is noted in the video is that apparently with advanced age, spinal or vertebrate curvature and issues are likely to develop. Things like Kyphosis or Lumbar Stenosis can set in and cause not just a cosmetic issue with looking shorter to hunched, but also cause great pain and decreasing the quality of life for the people suffering from these types of ailments.

At Kyung Hee University Hospital at Gang Dong located at Gangdong-gu, Seoul, in the department called Kyung Hee Spine Center it seems where Dr. Ki-Taek is located. He also treats young, still growing taller kids who might be suffering from the common back ailment of scoliosis. Scoliosis is similar to Ankylosing Spondylitis from it’s symptom of spinal and/or vertebrate curvature which causes a person to have bad posture. Dr. Kim Ki-Taek says, “We’re trying to straighten out the curvature of the spine in growing children. So we apply pressure here to stop it from bending. We can straighten the spine by tying this together. But we won’t be able to salvage any joints. In this case we have to save as many joints as possible.”

We find that the the spine curvature has changed in 2 years of the young girl patient from 12 degrees to 62 degrees. Corrective Surgery for Scoliosis has become the only option. To make allowances for the young girl’s future growth spurts, since she is still growing, Dr. Ki-Taek must calculate how much bone must be removed.

As the good doctor says, “Straightening the spine is not the sole objective.” After the operation, the young girls’ spine has been straightened satisfactorily. When her mother goes to see her after the surgery, her mother notes that not only does the girl’s back and pelvis look correct now, the patient is also 3 cms taller and her pelvis is growing correctly.

Conclusion: 

I am happy to say that through just ordinary research and searching on the internet, we have found another way to increase height using a surgical process which cures people with spinal or vertebral curvature like from those suffering from Scoliosis and Ankylosing Spondylitis.

From the Wikipedia article on Ankylosing Spondylitis we learn that this condition

From YouTube video entitled “Medical Korea | World’s first osteotomy for spine deformity